When this humble niece
Graced a ride along
With my Auntie Myrna
Along came this song
From when the Yarn Wolf sought
A ball of alpaca
To the store we shopped
So many colors I saw
They came after me
With circular needles
Tried to cast on
But I feigned the measles
While the devil’s store
Yarn arts tried to reach
And so cried the Knitter
She can’t be beat
Toss a skein to your Knitter
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’
Toss a skein to your Knitter
O’ Crafter of Plenty
At the end of the world
When the power's out
The boredom will break you
And fin'ly you shout
She made me sweaters
For this bad weather
And also these mittens
For our cold hands
She crocheted your hat
Here's one for your cat
She’s knit us all new booties
So let's give her that
Let's not be a fool
She knitted and she purled
Our presents are handmade
Now spin her some wool
Toss a skein to your Knitter
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’
Toss a skein to your Knitter
She'll knit us all new booties
Toss a skein to your Knitter
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’
She'll knit us all new booties
Toss a skein to your Knitter
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’ Crafter of Plenty
O’
Toss a skein to your Knitter
She'll knit us all new booties
This came about from a writing prompt about the adventures of a crazy Aunt Myrna. Which led to parodying the greatest song on the interwebz. Here's the best cover of Toss a Coin To Your Witcher by Dan Vasc