KL Forslund
Racing Teapots
The package rattled ominously when Kensington opened it. A hint of curved brass peeked through the shredded packing straw. He reached in...
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Lost Signals
Captain Locke hid in the bushes next to the gate of Lord Harthless’ Manor while watching Lady Keye stroll around the block for the last...
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SP: Tea Dueling
Kensington eyed his nemesis across the table as he dunked his biscuit into the cup of tea before him. The count began as he recalled the...
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SP: A Disarming Conversation
Captain Locke unstrapped his service pistol and set it on the bed. Then he returned to the foyer where he’d kept Lady Keye waiting. “Is...
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SP: Boring Company
“This is diagram eighty three of my finger nail’s regrowth. Notice how...” Captain Locke struggled to raise his eyelids to full mast, but...
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SP: A Valet Reason
When he stepped into the hallway from his room, Captain Locke looked as far from the part of well to do investor as a thirsty man was...
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SP: A Few Notes
Lady Keye shifted levers at random, “Hurry up Locke, we’ve got to stop this infernal machine!” The dancers lurched about the hall to...
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SP: To Shoot a Gentleman
“Now hold still Mr. Locke, while I line this shot up.” Captain Locke fidgeted, “I’m not comfortable letting anybody take a shot at me”...
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SP: Sharing vs. Taking
“Ah, Locke! Welcome back from your mission in Japan. I say, what is that your wearing? You haven’t gone native have you?” Captain Locke...
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SP: Facial Topiaries
Lord Grovincurry stood on the balcony, looking out over his hedge maze and enjoying a bright, cool morning and appropriate tea. He noted...
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SP: Calling Card Confusion
“Mr. Locke, Where were you on the night of October 11th, 1878?” “Excuse me, who are you to be asking a gentleman that?” replied Locke....
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Less of a Gentleman
Gripping the rigging tightly, Lady Keye motioned with her head for Captain Locke to hurry up. Lock gave the boarding plank a tentative...
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Dueling Steampunks
Captain Locke leaned against the oak tree, while Winston, his second, spoke to his counterpart. The pre-dawn fog masked any sign of Lord...
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SP: Crazy for Cravats
What the heck is a cravat and what’s the best way to eat it? Good question. First, it’s a tie, and I’d love to see somebody eat one. ...
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Dressing the Part
According to legend, one of the guys from ZZ Top gets his beard from Danny’s Kix and Trix. They’re a costume shop, just down the road...
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What is Steampunk
There comes a time in every non-fiction steampunk book where the author has to define Steampunk for the reader. We call it Chapter One....
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Hold the Door
“The wolf that holds the door for the rest of the pack, eats last.” -- Uncle Ray as he raced past me to eat a grandma Time for another...
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Too many Forkin' Forks
Many steampunks dress up as aristocratic types, all in fun of course. But what happens when we sit down to a table with fine china and...
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Time to Tea
There comes a point in every man’s life, where he must drink what’s in front of him. Next week, I’ll be at Steampunk November and...
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Walking Sticks Correctly
My wife has graduated to a cane during her recovery from foot surgery. I researched how to use them. I also thought this could be an...